A Fucking Parrot Previewing New Releases

For Those About to Squawk: Creep on Creepin’ On

September 30, 2016

Our resident birdbrain has only heard the same two new Metallica songs as you, but he can tell you all about the new Agatus, Aghast! and Gatecreeper albums.

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks of Grace

September 16, 2016

Our resident birdbrain tackles the new Trap Them and Sword releases, while imagining what the new Neurosis LP might sound like. 

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo Waxes Brazilian

August 19, 2016

Waldo diversifies his beak, pecking on new releases from SubRosa, Helms Alee and classic Sarcófago reissue.

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks on Pirate ‘Metal’

August 5, 2016

Dread Crew of Oddwood, Necromancing the Stone and Warpvomit all come face to beak with Waldo this week. 

Waldo Pecks on Nails, Whitechapel and, um, I See Stars

June 13, 2016

It’s all or nothing this week for our fine feathered fiend’s featured new releases. 

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks of the Week

May 2, 2016

Waldo picks a peck of pecking picks, with Wrong, Fallujah, and Grave Miasma

For those about to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks of the Week

March 25, 2016

Waldo goes talon-to-toe with the latest releases from Graves at Sea, Mantar, and Victims.

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks of the Week

February 26, 2016

Wow, looking at the list of new releases coming out, I’ve pecked up on the notion that your old boy Waldo doesn’t keep up with new music as much as he should. 

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks of the Week

January 21, 2016

Oh my, it’s been a little bit, hasn’t it? Well, it’s me, your boy Waldo, pecking up right where I left off, spouting all the stuff about new releases that are fit to line the bottom of my cage.

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks of the Year

December 17, 2015

When a much-discussed 20 best metal albums of the year are reinterpreted by a total birdbrain…

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks of the Week

September 25, 2015

Well, it’s your old boy Waldo here, and man, there are a TON of releases coming out. There seems to be too much to sift through, while this is a good thing, as it gives the listener more options.

For Those About to Squawk: Waldo’s Pecks of the Week

August 28, 2015

Okay guys, my new schedule doesn’t allow me to keep up with every release, but you already know that the new Ghost is like, well, the old records. And don’t forget the new Hate Eternal, which is actually really good.