No Corporate Beer Reviews: Framinghammer
March 24, 2023 Nick Green
If Jack’s Abby says this is a lager, we’re down with that, because Framinghammer has a sweeter swing than Jim Rice.
No Corporate Beer Reviews: Death By Coconut
September 17, 2021 Nick Green
Get ready for cooler temps with this 6.5% ABV Irish-style porter that produces a warming effect in your throat.
No Corporate Beer Reviews: Coffee Is for Closers
March 18, 2021 Nick Green
Coffee is for Closers is the Cadillac Eldorado of American porters, so give yourself a break from higher-octane beers and move Fullsteam ahead on this.
No Corporate Beer Reviews: Beersel Zwet.be
September 4, 2019 Nick Green
When it comes to uber kvlt black metal or uber kvlt black porters, we’re elitist assholes of the first order.
No Corporate Beer Reviews: Black Boss Porter
August 12, 2019 Nick Green
Poles Browar Witnica S.A. continue the age-old Baltic Porter tradition.
No Corporate Beer: Thinking Hard About the Weather Cocoa Porter
December 19, 2018 Nick Green
Single Cut Beersmiths are Thinking Hard About the Weather, but is the beer any good?
Island of Domination: Maui Brewing Company
May 1, 2012 Adem Tepedelen
There is no metal on Maui. We looked. The most metal thing we found was the lumbering, acrid smoke-belching Sugar Cane Train that Saxon will no doubt write a song about on their upcoming 57th album, which is going to be a concept record dedicated to various forms of transportation. (Also set for inclusion are…