Plop Culture Dump O the Day: Lady Gaga’s “Heavy Metal Lover”

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“I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south.” YES. Any song that starts out with a reference to a little ra-ra-ooh-la-la has our backing. Lady Gaga’s Born This Way has been leaking faster than Rush Limbaugh’s diaper, and one of the latest tracks to show up is “Heavy Metal Lover.” Typical ’80s synth-pop stuff, but with more of a dance-club feel than Gaga’s Fame Monster fare. Have a listen:

Here’s a question for you. Which metalhead do you wish is the subject of this song? I’m partial to Immortal’s Abbath. Dude could totally share an egg pod with Gaga.