Alright, you sick fucks, your pile of brutal album titles has been logged and your posters will be sent out anytime between tomorrow and the rapture. Thanks for your participation and, just for kicks, keep sending in titles cause why not.
Okay, so we’re gonna make this quick and easy, folks. There are a lot of posters to give away to a lot of people and we need an orderly queue to make sure this is on a first come, first served basis and no one gets trampled to death in front of their toddler.
All you have to do is send an email to [email protected] with your address, and in the subject line type what the name of the band’s next album should be. When is that coming out? Fuck if I know. They just released Forever Abomination like a month ago so clearly it’s going to be a while but this will give them plenty of time to let your idea marinate and steer them down the correct left hand path.
Keep in mind, the album title doesn’t have to be good. It can be skating the lines of comprehension for all we care, so get creative. But if you just put some bullshit like “Skeletonwitch poster win yay” or anything like that, expect a box of cat shit in your mailbox.
Now get to it.