For the few of you who aren’t resorting to celebrating this Valentine’s Day with, you know, whatever happens to pop up online, the big, annoying day’s right around the corner (Monday), and you probably haven’t gotten your significant other a damn thing yet. While nothing says love like inundating your cherished one with 12 months of blood-drenched, axe-wielding psychotics adorning bound printed matter, we thought we’d go the extra mile and sweeten this holiday Deci-deal for you.
Head here to grab a Decibel subscription by 5PM EST TODAY, and we’ll hook you up with an exclusive downloadable, printable Valentine’s Day card designed by extreme metal cover artist extraordinaire Paul Romano (Mastodon, Hate Eternal, Withered). No fair spilling the beans as to what it looks like — we can only assure you it’s gross, but not gross in a Spencer’s Gifts beefcake-in-a-fireman’s-helmet way. Ladies, it’s the perfect gift for the man who’s lucky to have you if he’s listening to this music with any regularity. Guys, it’s the perfect gift for, um, uh… the super-sexy Paul Romano completist/fetishist in your life? Get some in more ways than one, stat.
