We can already hear you bitching about how blasphemous the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame is and how it doesn’t mean anything, etc. Stop the billion dollar baby butt-hurt rant for two seconds, and throw some horns for Alice Cooper finally getting honored by the goddamn museum. Recognition is important, even if it comes from a bunch of corporate dildos in Cleveland. We wouldn’t be banging our miserable little heads at all if it weren’t for the man born Vincent Damon Furnier. Bravo, Alice!