Where they from?
Chicago, IL. I downloaded a Gameboy Advance emulator and have been playing Pokemon: FireRed this past week. One thing that annoys me ceaselessly is any move that poisons one of my Pokemon. I think it’s a dirty move and has no place in my type of Pokemon battling. Now I gotta walk around like an asshole as my Blastoise slowly dies because some douche bag Oddish used poison powder, FUCK YOU!
Why the hype?
This band is aptly titled because their music is purely face-MELTING. Endless whirlwinds of early Carcass mixed into a stew of devastating D-beat. The production is intense but accessible and the vocals are absolutely insane. They sound like a grizzly bear got into a fight with one of the port-o-potties at Coachella. Seriously, kudos to the vocalist and please take some lozenges after every show.
Latest release?
Infatuation With Premeditation. Another fact I don’t like about Pokemon is any move that puts you to sleep. Like, what the fuck is that? How can someone sleep through a quick attack? Makes no god damn sense to me. And don’t even get me started on Snorla, worst Pokemon in history.

