Blast Worship: Hordur

Where they from?
Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, France. On Sunday, the New York Jets — my New York Jets — beat the Philadelphia Eagles for the first time in NFL history. Coming into yesterday’s matchup the Jets were 0-12 all time against the Eagles. They have been playing against each other since 1973 and the Jets always JETSED it up against the Birds. But not on Sunday. (Walter White voice) “I won.”

Why the hype?
I just discovered this band like two hours ago and can safely say that they FUCKING RULE! It’s like a combination of some of the gonzo-violence bands you get from Leeds like Afternoon Gentleman and Gets Worse but with a surprising melodic streak. Seriously some of the riffs here give Gridlink a run for their money. Add in some of the precision and excellence typical of the French grindcore scene and BOOM you got some serious bangers on hand.

Latest Release?
Bistre Repetita released on October 13 on Lixiviat Records. This album makes the perfect soundtrack to all the gloating I’ve been doing for the past 48 hours. I’ve been texting friends, family, ex-girlfriends and old high school bullies just to RUB IT IN THEIR FACE that their team lost to ZACH FUCKING WILSON. Is this behavior in-line with Steve Buscemi’s character in Billy Madison? Absolutely, but ya know what? I DON’T FUCKING CARE! BOW BEFORE ME!