Are you sick of being talked at endlessly about the latest fad in metal? Tired of the hot takes about music that is lukewarm at best? Do you need a new black shirt? Decibel is here for you. Between now and May 2 at 11:59 PM EST, we are accepting pre-orders for the latest in extremely extreme couture: Decibel’s “I’m Not Elitist, You Just Have Terrible Taste” T-Shirt! As part of our ongoing celebration of our latest publishing milestone in the lead-up to Decibel’s 200th Issue Show Extremely Ex-Stream, the back print features the Decibel logo with our timely mission statement. We will only be printing as many shirts as orders we receive, so the time to get your hands on these limited edition threads is more brief than your… questionable metal phase. Say goodbye to unwanted conversations (and maybe a few more) and say hello to low brow high fashion!
NOTE: This is a pre-order that is due to be available late May 2021. All details are subject to change.
