As you are all painfully aware by now, yesterday was not a great day. While we are all still trying to process both what happened yesterday and what’s in store for tomorrow, we can say with certainty that we are still going to keep doing what we do best: reporting on the world of extreme music while throwing in a couple of dick jokes. With that resolve in mind, we’re offering $5 off any and all print subscriptions in our online store. Whether you’re looking for a short-term commitment or going all in on our Extremely Extreme bundle, now is the time to save a bit of cash while helping support your favorite bathroom reader. But you’ll have to hurry, because this offer ends Monday, March 16 at noon EST. Only print is real, but wash your hands, you filthy animals.