This One Clothing Line Will Make All Other Holiday Shopping Redundant (Plus Contest!)

Did you ever wish that someone made high quality T-shirts for you, the discerning metalhead, that were not also catnip for douche bags like Affliction? I mean, one can’t wear band shirts ALL the time. Variety is the spice of life, even if that variety only comes within the realm of black T-shirts. Well, Mick Kenney from next level black thrashers Anaal Nathrakh has exactly what you’re looking for. His recently-launched Misanthropy clothing line features a tasteful selection of shirts and hoodies decorated with all the Satanic imagery one needs to scare the relatives during the upcoming holidays. Instead of celebrating Christ this Christmas, give your hails to the other guy! Look at some of the awesome designs you can proudly sport while being forced to attend mass, like this improved take on the Mona Lisa:

Mona Lisa_opt

And here’s our old pal Jesus. Looks like he’s seen better days!

Jesus head plate

Pretty sweet, right? How would you like to win the above designs? Well, Misanthropy and Decibel want to give one lucky reader some new clothes to throw over his/her lifeless, flabby husk. Specifically, the first person to send us the correct answer to the following question:

Some of you may know what movie the band name “Anaal Nathrakh” comes from, but what does the phrase actually mean?

Start googling now! And after you’ve done that, go to the Misanthropy website and buy some gifts for yourself and the entire family.

UPDATE: The contest is now closed. Congratulations to Ian Morris, who provided the correct answer of “Serpent’s Breath.” Your shirts are on the way!

***Check out Misanthropy’s full line of merchandise here, and be sure to keep current with their Facebook page here for new shirt designs and contests.