Houston may well be home to one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball history this year, so we threw them a bone in the form of the first gig of the 2013 Decibel Magazine Tour. You know the score: Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death and Immolation bring the death and grind thunder, Cretin, Magrudergrind and Beyond Creation rotate in the cleanup spot, and most cities have a righteous hand-picked opener.
That said, every city will have killer limited edition hoodies and shirts (see the pic above for a taste) for you to impress your recently paroled friends with. Faces will be melted, skulls fucked, in whatever order that makes sense.
Tickets here. Don’t fuck this up, and see you in the pit.