The good news is, your crush surely shares at least a few of your perverse sensibilities. So, tempting as it may be to give him or her a dismembered stuffed animal or chocolate box stuffed with cat droppings, a dB subscription just might delay their inevitable notification of the authorities.
Pick up a Decibel subscription by 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, February 14, and editor-in-chief Albert Mudrian will personally email you an exclusive downloadable, printable Valentine’s Day card. This year’s super tasteful installment was again concocted by our demented art director, Bruno Guerreiro. Fall in love all over again.
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