Harrowing, multi-dimensional enlightenment is a fickle beast. You expect it in extreme locales under strikingly improbable circumstances, perhaps while ingesting mind-altering substances… not so much in a well-lit library crowded with suits, police officers, and raggedy internet-moochers. Yet here I am getting a hit of pure dark French terror-bliss, and my mind can’t manage to stay on this plane of existence. You can try it yourself right here (just don’t say I didn’t warn you):