Coalesce’s Sean Ingram creates world’s first hardcourt bike polo ball

I bet you did not see that one coming.
Ingram, who has his fingers in seemingly every Kansas pie available, worked with hardcourt bike polo equipment makers Fixcraft to design and market this ball because, we assume, he plays hardcourt bike polo. Personally I thought he just liked smoking cigarettes, putting band names on pocket protectors and bellowing like a goddamn sea beast whenever the mood struck him, but I guess he’s found a little extra time.

So yeah, uh, does anyone play bike polo? Is this a big deal? It kind of sounds like a big deal. Who wants to watch Coalesce videos with me?