This is Not a Hardcore Headline

Sure, Twitter has more than its share of detractors. And it isn’t as if the revulsion to 140 characters or less is completely baseless — though Christ knows you all could be a little less self-righteous about it! (Pro tip: approach it like Sudoku.) Nevertheless, ye holdouts amongst the Decibel readership are depriving yourselves of at least one truly transcendent joy which currently manifests itself in the cascading digital feeds: the hilarious, incisive lampooning of the Hardcore Headlines crew. The full experience is highly recommended. In the meantime, I offer up this totally subjective Greatest Hits list — it was a struggle to cull it down to a manageable fifteen tweets, actually!
Enjoy. And, of course, if this tempts you to come over to the dark side, follow Decibel as well.