It’s Time to Go Back to School

We, the working class, salute the fine young individuals who are bidding farewell to another summer and returning to academia. To help you get through another grueling year of homework, idiotic teachers, standardized tests, and the realization that there are no jobs out here once you graduate, the Deciblog has carefully constructed a series of imaginary yearbook photos of some of our favorite frontmen: Phil Anselmo (above, circa 1980), Barney Greenway, Mike Akerfeldt, and J. Bannon. And to the school bullies, remember: No matter how cool you think you are now, one day in the near future, everyone will laugh at your expense… even if you’re a bad-ass in a metal band.

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