Yesterday we gave away a totally sweet double-vinyl version of Lightning Swords Of Death‘s The Extra-Dimensional Wound provided by the fine folks at Canonical Hours. Well, we sort of gave it away. The dude or lady who won has yet to claim his or her prize (Terzijdehorde, where fuck are you?). Nevertheless, we’re soldiering ahead with tonight’s contest for one last copy of this killer black metal slab: 2 x 200-gram vinyl in a gatefold sleeve with a poster and 12-page booklet, only 500 pressed. This time, we’re gonna hold a caption contest for the photo above, which features LSOD guitarist and Endless Blizzard mastermind Roskva holding it down at the merch table like he owns that shit. (Which he does.) You’ve got all weekend to come up with your best one-liner and post it to the comments thread below. We’ll pull the plug at exactly 8AM EST on Monday, call in the judges, and announce the winner sometime that afternoon. Good luck, Grasshopper.
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