Vinyl Nerds, you’re fucking dead


So after the lukewarm reception the Triple Decker record received last week, here’s another innovative way to present vinyl- with your own shitty ashes.

And Vinyly will produce up to 30 records that contain your earthly remains, each one with 24 minutes of whatever audio and artwork you think will somehow represent your life, which probably involves some Mastodon songs and a drawing of The Shocker.

The price is fucking exorbitant, starting at 3,000 pounds, but you’re dead so it’s not like you have to worry about that. Plus, they suggest putting your records throughout the world so you live forever collecting dust in a discount bin somewhere in Tampa.

So what artwork and audio would you choose for this deal? And just so you understand,

this one ‘s already taken