Meet the Christian Metal Bette Davis

By: Shawn Macomber Posted in: featured, stupid crap, tv On: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

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Okay, so after the debut of this former vocalist for a “pretty large Christian heavy metal band” and her daughter on Toddlers & Tiaras, I’m starting to come around on James Durbin. The blaspheming begins at the 3:20 mark and lasts until you start emitting a Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?-esque cackle, at which point Decibel recommends ending your viewing session. (The hysteria sneaks up on you, just FYI…)

If you asked me, it’s maybe the mom who deserves the “poop crown” heralded herein.

Also, can’t namecheck Davis without giving her some respect after the jump.

  • Alex13

    *shudder*

  • Alex13

    Okay, I posted too soon. My jaw dropped to the floor because I LIVE IN CHARLOTTE, MI,  where the “christian metal singer” is from. This town is not all that big, and I believe ridden by that house. A few years back, if you came across a metal band in the tri-county area, there was a good chance they were a Christian metal band.

  • AT

    Poop crown, indeed. Every second of this outrage constitutes child abuse. I hope child protective services watches this show and acts accordingly.

  • BlueMobius

    Ally French (formerly of Bloodlined Calligraphy) 
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbE5Pl-JLbs

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