$3 Decibel Back Issues All Father’s Day Weekend ONLY!

Some people think it’s burnt breakfast in bed; others believe it to be another gaudy tie to rot in the closet. Truth be told, all dear old dad wants this year is five minutes of some goddamned quiet so he can take a shit in peace. We here at your favorite bathroom reader understand and want to make those five minutes just a little less awful. From now until Sunday at 11:59 PM EST, all back issues are just $3. That’s almost 15 years of extreme metal coverage in Decibel at a huge discount. So load dad up with some proper reading material, go to your room and just shut the hell up for once in your life.