Slay Bells

If you couldn’t tell by the zombie Santa chilling up top, Mr. Richard Christy himself is hosting a horror fest this Saturday on ReelzChannel, the only TV station that I’m not sure I can correctly pronounce.

The heavy metal/horror guru, whose monthly Horrorscope article really ties every Decibel issue together, will be showing films, taking you to a real-life ghost town, maybe headbanging, possibly saying some puns like the Cryptkeeper and definitely ruling. It will even feature some music from Christy’s metal as goddamn fuck Charred Walls of the Damned.

If you didn’t notice by the poster, it debuts at 11pm EST on the 11th and is the perfect companion to a half hour or so of televised scrambled porn. And always remember, Richard was in Death and you were not.