Twitter Must Be Destroyed

Even if you’re a grumpy asshole like me who fears and detests Twitter, today’s the day to visit ours. Specifically, 3 to 4 p.m. EST, as 43-billion-year-old Scumdogia expat/January cover star Oderus Urungus will log in to discuss doily mending, cookie icing and Advent calendars with the Decibel faithful. Share your favorite book in the Left Behind series, commend Sarah Palin on her commitment to governance and parenting—maybe you’ll even win a prize.
Set your clocks for 3: (@dbmagazine)