Confirmed: Beavis and Butt-head are Returning

“Beavis and Butt-Head are not role models. They’re not even human. They’re cartoons. Some of the things they do would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly deported. To put it another way: Don’t try this at home.”
It was recently confirmed that one of the greatest television shows ever in the history of the galaxy will be returning to the small screen. MTV says a new batch of Beavis and Butt-head episodes are in the works. Creator Mike Judge is working on the new episodes. According to news reports, Beavis and Butt-head will still be in high school and they will still watch lots of tv. To help ensure that the new episodes don’t suck sweaty monkey balls, each person on the Decibel staff recommended two contemporary music videos that should be analyzed by Beavis and Butt-head. We picked one extremely extreme video and one not-so-extreme video. We like to think we can be trusted when it comes to stuff that sucks and stuff that doesn’t suck.

Albert “The Great Cornholio” Mudrian

Andrew “Butt Burglar” Bonazelli

Metallica “St. Anger”
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Mark “Monkey-Spank” Evans

Amy Winehouse “Rehab”
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Chris “Dill Hole” Dick a.k.a. Old Jamz


Jeanne “Fark-Knocker” Fury

Sarah “Butt Wipe” Kitteringham

J. “Bung Hole” Bennett

Shane “Butt Munch” Mehling

Katy Perry “California Gurls”
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