Nick Green
Nick Green had a slick bio drawn up, but the cat totally barfed Whiskas on it. Here's a picture of the cat doing her impression of Abbath from Immortal instead. The cat is available to break bread with the enemy at parties and social functions; Nick Green respectfully declines so he can lock himself in his apartment and finish his latest batch of Decibel articles.
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