Terrible Heavy Metal Halloween Costumes

By: jeanne.fury Posted in: featured, pic of the day, stupid crap On: Monday, October 3rd, 2011

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The Sammy Hagar outfit encourages manscaping.

I thought I’d get a head start on my Halloweening this weekend, so I began looking around the web for costume ideas. That, coupled with pumpkin beers and the Misfits discography, led me to seek out what America thinks qualifies as a heavy metal costume. The Dallas Costume Shop had more ridiculous, cheesy outfits than you could shake a broom at. It even has a heavy metal category. In case you’re in need of some inspiration for your own costume, do yourself a favor and look elsewhere. Otherwise, here’s how to look like a massive tool come October 31st.


Slash—for the person who wants to put as little effort into Halloween as possible.


The David Lee Roth track star costume comes in size extra-douche.


That hot tranny mess is supposed to be Dee Snider.


Fat Ozzy is a big seller.

  • AT

    Awesome. Totally hilarious as usual, JF. 

  • BillyFucker

    Fat Ozzy is the best costume.

  • crixus

    How is the top photo Sammy?  only one person was dumb enough to dress like that:  DLR.

  • http://www.feestkleding-fancydress.nl/halloween-kostuums-2.html?halloween=313 Halloween Kleding

    I only managed to say CRAZY!