Justify Your Shitty Taste: Cryptopsy’s “The Unspoken King”

By: kevin.stewart-panko Posted in: featured, justify your shitty taste On: Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

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Almost every band has that album: you know, the critically and/or commercially reviled dud in an otherwise passable-to-radical back catalog. Well, every Wednesday morning, a Decibel staffer or special guest will take to the Deciblog to bitch and moan at length as to why everybody’s full of shit and said dud is, in fact, The Shit. Today’s submission: Kevin Stewart-Panko invites the wrath of a million messageboards by defending Cryptopsy’s The Unspoken King.

If we are to apply Señor Begrand’s premise from last week’s JYST that Judas Priest’s Turbo (an album I also quite enjoy, by the way) was in many ways a product of the big hair, big hooks and big-chorused ’80s, and Rob Halford and Co. were simply following that path, whether subconsciously or consciously in 180-degree opposition to the preceding classics that are Screaming for Vengeance and Defenders of the Faith, then a similar process can be applied to The Unspoken King. That it became Cryptopsy’s most polarizing slice of work before it was even available for illegal download, let alone actually released, should be as unsurprising as it is annoying. Think about the small-scale shitstorm these dudes generated amongst the faithful when they brought Mike DiSalvo, his shaved head and enjoyment of hardcore into the fold for Whisper Supremacy. Think about how achingly conservative death metal fans can be on the best of days, and it wouldn’t take much to get all and sundry in a lather and offend senses and sensibilities.

When I was growing up in the late ’70s and early ’80s, a number of prognosticators prognosticated about the inevitability of humans living comfortably on the moon, personal computers being prohibitive to the average person because of their size and cost, and what uses society was going to make of time travel. Well, in case you haven’t been paying attention, no one from this dumb planet has been to the moon since 1972 (assuming there ever really was a moon landing to begin with), there’s a chance you’re reading this on a digital device the size of your penis and our time travel is limited to watching the Back to the Future trilogy. Sadly and pathetically, humankind’s most reliable form of time travel into the past is based on our rickety memories and searchable internet pages that haven’t been deleted or swallowed by cyberspace. And as far as time travel into the future is concerned, that shit is still limited to weathermen making daily predictions with an accuracy rate that continues to hover around 50 percent. But I digress.

Go back two, three or four years. If you read the review section of the magazine that birthed this blog, you’d notice a lot more mentions of the vocal style we coined (twas Bonazelli, if I’m not mistaken [ED. I wish, but it was actually the great Jeff Walker!]) and referred to as “good cop/bad cop.” You know them better as those bands that shifted between clean and harsh vocals, but didn’t do it half as well as Greg Puciato. It was all the rage in certain subgenres that ended with the suffix “-core” and, like anything, some of it was good, some of it was bad. The biggest stumbling block in hindsight is trying to remember which bands did it well, and considering how quickly trends come and go these days, it’s not shocking that I can hardly remember the term being used much throughout 2010’s review section. Nowadays, a good number of deathcore and metalcore bands have picked up on the “good cop/bad cop” folly, with the result being their tending to avoid anything that diverts from the heavier, more brutal side of things. Clean vocals have been eschewed, and now we’re making fun of their haircuts and day-glo merch. But “back then” (geez, it wasn’t that long ago!), clean vocals ran amok, and after playing with their heads down, brows furrowed and teeth gritted since 1992, Cryptopsy felt the need to do something different. They didn’t allow themselves to be completely consumed by what was going on around them, but allowed themselves to be influenced just enough by the world outside of death metal, and that shit is bound to piss people off.
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The first sign that The Unspoken King wasn’t going to fall into line with previous works was when, after longtime vocalist Lord Worm quit (because teaching English pays the bills better than snacking on worms in dingy bars), Cryptopsy reached out with a “help wanted” notice, looking for someone with vocal diversity and clean signing skills to replace ol’ Dan Greening (if memory serves, their hunt also included someone to handle keyboards and samples, though considering the negligible amount of those elements on the album, and that Maggie Durand only lasted in the band long enough to get her photo taken, let’s forget about that). Actually, the real first sign things were going to be different came on previous album Once Was Not. You don’t even have to listen carefully to a track like “Pestilence That Walketh in Darkness” to hear the band making melodic overtures while Mr. Worm continued to be Mr. Worm. In an interview during the period The Unspoken King was being mixed, I remember drummer Florent “Flo” Mounier saying they wanted to try something a little different; they’d proven themselves as a death metal entity over the years and wanted to exploit the vocal range of then-new guy Matt McGachy.

There was quite a hoo-hah raised after the band previewed “Bemoan the Martyr” online. Commentators were pissed that DiSalvo wasn’t jabbing and roundhousing his voicebox into a soupy mulch, Greening wasn’t growling and grinding his vocal cords into a wormy stew, the melodic passages of Once Was Not appeared with more prominence and clean vocals were being utilized, transforming a band some people felt some amount of ownership of (which is fodder for another essay altogether). A lot of folks apparently didn’t want to bother looking beyond that one song as, looking back at board threads from the time—remember, our rickety time machine—many already threw the band and the album under the bus based on that one song. If we’re being honest, “Bemoan the Martyr” uses those uncharacteristic clean vocals and a massive power chord progression sounding like Shadows Fall-meets-Deftones to bookend what one would expect from the band. Sure, once the album was released, it became obvious that “Bemoan” wasn’t the only song to make use of McGachy’s clean voice, to varying degrees of success, but those for those with short attention spans who like to prejudge, this album was doomed from the start. In reality, though, it’s pretty good. Even the parts with the clean singing.

First song “Worship Your Demons” is about as good a Cryptopsy album opener as there ever has been. It’s surprisingly catchy without sacrificing any technicality, though being recorded by the band themselves, the dominance of the drums doesn’t help in dispelling the specious opinion that, after almost two decades, Cryptopsy have become more a vehicle for Mounier to show off his talents while hawking wares related to those talents like custom drum sticks, instructional DVDs and whatnot. Nevertheless, the song rules and, in these eyes, is one of the band’s best. Ever. That’s right, skippy. “The Headsman” continues along in the high-speed tech-death passing lane the band has been occupying since the early ’90s. I still fail to understand the logic of that song’s mid-section break/pause, though the brief solo and super-fast outro riff/drum pattern gives the cognitive dissonance-loving part of my brain a big, juicy woody. “Silence the Tyrants” sports a wealth of absolutely killer riffs (especially the one that starts at 1:28), a goth-y mid-section that resolves itself with a part-classic Metallica, part-O.C. metallic hardcore micro-sequence before going back to the stuff that makes mainstream music fans and musicians refer to the music we love as noise. Then, after all this above-average racket, it begins.

“Bemoan” is next and, like I said, McGachy bookends some pretty chaotic and sinewy death metal. “Leach” throws some eyebrow-arching baritone into the middle of a song otherwise based on fiery chromatics, deliriously shifting chord progressions, Mounier’s always frantic drumming and more warm ‘n’ spazzy leads. “The Plagued” mimics the bookended “Bemoan” except that the death metal part of the song sounds like each member downed a case of energy drink before recording, and when McGachy does sing, it works best in terms of where and how it’s placed. A damn fine track! However, when they conclude the typical Cryptopsy of “Born Dead” with more singing and an anthemic, almost modern-rock chord workout, it seems more tacked-on than natural or flowing.

The Unspoken King runs for 47 minutes, and if you sit down and time the amount of time the band spend utilizing McGachy’s clean vocals (which I did at the time!), it clocks in somewhere in the neighborhood of six of those 47 minutes. The rest continues the sort of spirited lightspeed splashes of tech-death calisthenics usually associated with the Cryptopsy name. The elements that had steam coming out of the ears of old-school fans and new-school complainers actually give the album a much-needed dynamic discourse, allowing the more brutal material to have more impact when placed alongside those sections that aren’t as ferocious. The one thing that The Unspoken King has that lacks on previous works is a strong sense of anticipation, tension and release. The album ebbs and flows in terms of tempo, explosiveness, rage, musicianship and an extreme disparity of sounds. Thus, it’s 11 songs a set of ears that has heard straight-ahead tech metal reach its breaking point time and again will welcome time and again, because those ears already own and have listened to …And Then You’ll Beg a few hundred times. And those ears belong to yours truly. —Kevin Stewart-Panko

Tracklist:
1. “Worship Your Demons”
2. “The Headsmen”
3. “Silence the Tyrants”
4. “Bemoan the Martyr”
5. “Leach”
6. “The Plagued”
7. “Resurgence of an Empire”
8. “Anoint the Dead”
9. “Contemplate Regicide”
10. “Bound Dead”
11. “(Exit) the Few”

  • Jason

    3,000 words and not one mention of the fauxhawks? Those are far more egregious offenses than a little clean singing in my book.

  • Hebetude_dude

    Imagine a death metal band that actually tries to broaden their horizons by adding melody and dynamics and *GASPS* write memorable songs. Unacceptable!

    All you Lord Worm acolytes can eat a cock. This album is awesome.

  • sameshitdifferentday

    The problem that I have with Cryptopsy’s change is that it started sounding a bit… forced about the time Once Was Not came out. I have no problem with adding melody and dynamics to music, I just want it to sound like a natural progression. I’ll go back to listening to Whisper Supremacy now.

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  • http://twitter.com/MSNMetal MSN Metal

    Yeah, this record’s different, but far from horrible. I wrote about it a couple of years ago, here: http://bit.ly/dGIvF7

  • el fucko

    you sir need a wheel barrel for those balls lol!

    however I have to say, I like this album. The reason I think it had such backlash is the band name printed across the cover, otherwise it would have been soaked up as a good album.

    Plus it is wayyy better than a lot of core crap out there.

  • Ghostorm

    Kids hated on it because A) the “clean” vocals [sparsely used, noted above], B) the haircuts [noted above], and C) Cryptopsy went from cult underground death metal to tech-death darlings who dared (rather foolishly) to respond to shit-talking brats who never even bought a Cryptopsy album.

    Pretty much any death metal band that has aspirations for something other than playing to pinheads in XXXL in Disgorge shirts at Jack Koshick events gets relentlessly dicked on.

    Karl from Nile said it best and I don’t quote: You’re never going to be everyone’s favorite death metal band.

    That said, I don’t remember what I thought of it at the time, but now it sounds rather smart!

  • Llama_Pizza

    This is the first Cryptopsy album I listened to, with not so much as a description of the band’s sound given to me beforehand, and I still hated it. Ah well.

  • daimajin

    My sentiments exactly.

  • Ad

    Awesome article! Totally on point!

  • daimajin

    It kills me how completely fucking narrow people can be. ESPECIALLY in the metal world. I mean really. Metal is supposed to be all about rebellion, doing your own thing, and not giving a shit about what anyone else thinks about it. Doing it because you like fucking doing it. Seems to me, Cryptopsy have done that with every album they’ve released. All you dumb shits who keep expecting bands to fill their entire catalog with the same album need to stop listening to metal and go listen to fucking Lady Gaga or something. Jesus H. Christ. Open your ears and your minds.

    My ever so humble opinion? The Unspoken King = my favorite Cryptopsy album to date. Just to piss you stupid fuckers off. (>,<) m/

  • Ossqx

    Well, while I did not like The Unspoken King as much as Once Was Not, I thought that the criticism it got from most people was not only unfair, but just plain dumb. A 19 years old kid was telling me how he was done with the band after listening Worship Your Demons on Youtube, but had yet to listen to the rest of the album. They went a little Dillinger on us and some of the clean vocals sound really out of place, but overall this album is a solid Death Metal record. Enough Said!

  • Roshshs

    I’ll assume you’re joking.

  • Trev

    Yep, because jumping on the deathcore bandwagon is totally creative.

  • Trev

    This article, as well as all of the commentors so far, seem to have missed the point entirely:

    The hate directed at this album was not because of the clean vocals alone, or because metal fans have a narrow definition of what death metal should be. Seriously, suggesting that the same fan base who praise the work of Opeth and Atheist of being close-minded just doesn’t make sense. Plenty of death metal bands use clean vocals and are praised. (see: Edge of Sanity’s Crimson) The reason fans hated the unspoken king was not the fact they deviated from a rigid formula, but because they deviated in the wrong direction. Instead of attempting to push the music in new and creative directions, they instead added some deathcore breakdowns and some other metalcore and nu-metal cliches like whining vocals and Korn-style bass tunings (For gods sake, the reviewer even mentions a “Shadows Fall-meets-Deftones” moment!). Timing also comes into play, considering the album was released at the height of the deathcore fad, and it featured a whole bunch of new deathcore influences, the motives, to some at least, are suspect.

    Seriously, are you guys gunna start calling Flo’s recent rap-”metal” songs as awesome and experimental too?

  • cynicown

    i dont get how people can label all deathcore as uncreative. sure there are many deathcore bands that suck, but i can also name an equal amount of death metal or black meatal bands that suck just as bad. is a band implamenting a more interesting use of dynamics in to their work really that “gay”. the unspoken king is a good album regardless of genre.

  • KMFCM

    I think it would have been much easier for most people to accept the clean singing if he didn’t sound like Brandon Boyd.
    People gotta learn that you can’t start singing like a radio rock pretty boy in an extreme metal band.

  • Bernardo Sardinha

    Even the worse Cryptopsy album, beats all that shit of new generation called Deathcore. This musicians are miles away from the lack of creativity that domains the metal these days.

  • Snark Shark

    THIS IS SPINAL TAP!

  • Yeah

    KS-P, you’d please consider doing one of these articles on Kataklysm’s “Victims of this Fallen World”.  Fantatic album, full of hits, and far more honest and fresh than everything they’ve done since all put together.  In one fell swoop they bested everything bands in either genre they’d hybridied had done, then abandoned it to appease the genre fascist yobs. 

    As for Cryptopsy, I gave up on them long ago.  Much preferred “Whisper Supremacy” to the Lord Worm stuff, and their live sound was always such a bog I couldn’t bother.  The tune linked above sounds great though, so I’ll check this album out. 

    Thanks for all your good work over the years !

  • Herodharper

    there is more to guitar than technicality… and there is more to music than guitar… i think that they did a great job on this album… in fact… its my favorite one so far. its sad that their fan-base wants them to keep churning out the same old shit over and over… they attempted to crawl out of stagnation and i applaud their attempt… but i’m sure that their next album will once again, return to the same ol’ shit…. and for that credit goes to their  pretentious, small balled, rogaine bathing fans.

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