DevilDriver’s Dez FaFara Loves Redheads!

By: Chris D. Posted in: featured, gnarly one-offs On: Thursday, February 10th, 2011

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For some men it’s unmistakable: the draw the to the color red.

Like a bull to the red cape of a matador, we men are transfixed, relentless in pursuit and the feeling is strong and pure.

I myself have been with a “natural” redhead for years and every day I see her, the same drop in blood pressure happens, the energy within me loses all control.

This is fact and has been scientifically proven that the color red enhances the viewers metabolism and  increases heart rate and respiration , something I know all too well.

Redheads are surrounded by myth and mystery; they have, throughout history, often been associated with fiery tempers, witchcraft, moral degeneration and beastly sexual desire.

A few quotes that I love and appreciate are as follows:

“Once in life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. ” — Lucille Ball
“Out of the ash, I rise with my red hair and eat men like air.” — Sylvia Plath
“Gentlemen may prefer blondes but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.” — Unknown

Bible thumpers may be interested to know that Adam’s first wife Lilith was always depicted with red hair and refused to lie underneath Adam during intercourse stating, “Why should I lie beneath you when we are both equal created from the same dust?” I love this quote; it sums a redhead woman up most magnificently as they are strong in will and control their desire as to only let it be shown when SHE wishes to engage it.

The painting ‘Temptation’ in the Sistine Chapel by Michelangelo depicts a brown haired Eve being handed a red apple by a red-haired, bare-breasted serpent woman. In the adjacent painting, Eve is thrown out of the garden with a shameful face and a twist of Red Hair upon her. Eve’s red hair is seen as the stain of sin like the original Scarlet Letter.  Later, her son, Cain, will bare red hair and fall from grace.

The Egyptians regarded the color red so unlucky they had a ceremony where they burned red-haired maidens to try and wipe out the tint entirely. Lest we forget about the thousands of redheads burnt at the stake as suspected witches between 1483 and 1784.

This next one I love: Aristotle was known to believe that redheads were emotionally unhousebroken! Because of how history has painted such a magnificent creature as the Scarlet red-haired woman, most redheads have a terrible time growing up. Seriously. Name calling surrounds every story I hear of my wife’s youth. Sayings like “carrot top ” or “I’ll beat you like a redheaded step child” have permeated our American culture  and what a shame for these people cloaked in red hair are often more gifted than others in many different fields: the sciences, math and the arts.

There’s the long and the short of it about redheads: misunderstood, loved, feared, take ‘em or leave ‘em. I will take ‘em.

Speaking to all the males reading this: The next time you’re out and spot a beautiful redheaded woman in the crowd, take notice. Your hands will sweat and your heart rate will jump. That is to say if you’ve been bitten by the bug like I have. Ruadh gu brath is Gaelic for “RED HEADS FOREVER!”

** View Dez’s Hail to the Tour Bus Driver blog here.

** Vew Dez’s Redheads Rule All blog here.

** View Dez’s Hate Humans, Love Dogs blog here.

** DevilDriver’s new album, Beast, is out now on Roadrunner Records. Click here to order.

  • Thealtarofmyego

    I’m…confused now.

  • Revhorton

    Awesome read. I have always been drawn to redheads and this explains a lot.

    Ironically, I am colorblind and probably don’t even see red correctly, yet the bullfighting analogy was flawless.

  • Cutler Steve

    I too know this to be true, cause I have a redhead woman in my life, and wouldn’t have it any other way!!!

  • Thealtarofmyego

    Now that I know this was written by Dez, I’m not confused anymore. I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out what it had to do with him other than his lady being a redhead. hahaha

  • SxPxDxCx

    Lucille Ball wasn’t really a red head.

  • Melvillan

    Goddamn! I love some red. Thanks for this post praising women among women.

  • DagWagon

    I too enjoy redheads… And the Uknown author of “….it takes a real man to handle a redhead” is true… Haha! But maybe thats the part that gets me goin… Good job Dez!

  • Gbpackerfan21

    I wonder what is wrong with me, red has the complete opposite effect on me, i don’t find red headed women attractive at all, won’t even wear red clothes or drive red cars, i don’t understand where this came from i have no conscious hatred of the color, so odd.

  • Whovian

    Simone Simons is living proof of Dez’s statements. Although she’s not natural redhead, she sure looks beautiful as one.

  • http://twitter.com/biodagar Leticia

    Love it, Dez. It’s true, we have a godawful time growing up. It got so bad for me that when hairdressers would exclaim over my gorgeous long red hair, I’d want to kill them; the ragging I got at school made me think I’d rather *no* hair than red hair. :/ 

    Of course, as I grew up I grew to understand the unmistakeable draw that red hair has for many men. Just a shame that growing up with it is so, so hard.

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  • Henrycavanagh

    Ha ha. I am a redheaded man, and growing up with redhair made me tough. Those idiots that taunted me learned to do it from afar, as I wasn’t a very fast runner. Now, read Laurence Gardner. He will tell you why Lilith is redhair, why almost every “maiden” painting from time immemorial is of a redhead. It is that they were considered able to reach a spiritual state, they were the keepers of cosmic intercourse with the beyond. A doctor of mine said many redheads have blood tests that produce false positives due to a unique blood chemistry and metabolism. God help the people who get my blood when I donate !! LOL. 

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