Versus I: When Afgrund Met Church of Misery

By: Shawn Macomber Posted in: contest, featured, listen On: Tuesday, June 26th, 2012

Raging Bull

Welcome to the first installment of VERSUS, an online segment where we’ll stream exclusive tracks from new records that have piqued our interest, head to head, and let you, dear reader, referee the fight in the comments section. To sweeten the deal, the commenter who makes the most persuasive case for his or her preferred record will win themselves a little swag package.

Our first face off is between the awesome Swedish grind trio Afgrund — currently inveighing mightily against the Age of Dumb — and Church of Misery, a fuzzed-up doom metal band featuring Stevo from Impetigo whose uber-excellent 1993 debut Minstrel of Mourning is only now seeing the light of day thanks to Razorback Records. (Note: This Church is not to be confused with the latter day saints signed to Metal Blade.)

We asked each band for a little background info on the albums/tracks they graciously provided. True to form, Afgrund kept things short and (bitter)sweet:

The Age Of Dumb is the epoch we’re living in, where humanity ignores its own mistakes and where politics, enviromental devastation and alienation have reached points of no return. “Carniwars” [is about] the systematic exploitation of animals for food and goods in modern day carnist societies is an act of war on nature. “H.A.A.R.P.Y” — Quasi-sci-fi consequences of the High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program.

And now enjoy Church of Misery’s “Old Man Tree” with commentary from Stevo below:

It may sound strange, but the concept of the lyrics for the song came from a dream I had as a very young child, resurrected in a reminiscence many years later. The protagonist is a Druid-type member of an ages-old sect who is confronting the “Death of Nature” in today’s world, against a backdrop of ancient knowledge and understanding. The concept of all of the Church of Misery songs were, indeed, odes to death and love letters to the passage of those close to us and how we are dealing with their demise as living beings…with that in mind, one can visualize how the prayer of the Druid in “Old Man Tree” aligns with this theme. The protagonist has accepted the fact that the ancient beliefs his brethren built their discipline upon no longer bear any fruit, and that the complex relationship of mankind and nature has, indeed, perished…his prayer is a final epitaph to the ‘old man tree,’ the patriarchal figurehead of his order’s fundamental beliefs, and his final words to the deity to whom he and his ancestors have devoted their spiritual lives to.

Brett originally submitted excellent lyrics for this song, not having known of my original concept beforehand. I hated to turn them down, but my thoughts on this were burning so brightly I needed to excorsize them to music before it was too late.

The music is a phoenetical representation of the lyrical prayer itself, you can hear elements of structure, pattern, and stanzas throughout the composition; the opening riff (invocation) repeated an modified throughout in the format of a more traditional “liturgy of the hours” with psalms interspersed, and ending in a benediction which completes the phrase. The bass solo/keyboard interlude is a meditative section; the ensuing guitar solo/percussion call and response is a responsorial psalm that follows the meditation. Music really is prayer!

  • Brendan

    gonna have to go with afgrund. the church of misery song had its moments, many of them better than the afgrund songs, but they had way too many awkward transitions. They could have been fantastic if they thought out stuff like that a little more.

    • http://twitter.com/yoshiki89 Stevo-sama

      I can’t argue with you on the awkward transitions, we wrote this song as a unit (pretty much) for the first time, and had hardly played it for but a few months prior to recording the album, which cost us $300 total.  Had we stayed on track with Church of Misery, the song may have changed as we played it more often (I’m notorious for perpetual yet subtle revision), but we decided to do other things instead.

  • Judas Proust

    Afgrund: So as long as a song’s short and mostly fast it’s considered “grind?” Seemed like oridinary crossover truncated by a lack of ideas of where to go next. As for the socio-political lyrics and the album title . . . Have these guys ever heard of The Dark Ages? Or do they realize what a big deal the Renaissance was? Or the invention of the printing press? Calling this “epoch” “The Dumb Age” is as obtuse as it is hackneyed. Mass literacy is a relatively new phenomena in the timeline of human existence/cognizance. Most people don’t realize that when they start going on about how no one ever reads anymore. And like any of those wanna-be scholarly fucks have even read anything beyond half of a Noam Chomsky or Richard Dawkins book anyway. Not to mention how much the internet nowadays facilitates the spread of knowledge and information thus making this anything but a dumb age. Who can say we’ve reached a point of no return? Three early thirties metal dudes from Sweden? Fuck that. Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the muck so that a trio of Swedes aping Nasum and doing a shitjob at it can tell me that we’ve  reached a point of no return. It’s that kind of pessimistic short-sightedness that gets us nowhere. Don’t get me wrong. I’m a misanthrope ’til the bitter end, but I go about it not by laying down threadbare tropes over top even more beat-on riffs, but by staying inside during the summer days listening to bleak records and leaving hateful comments on metal-centered blogs.

    Church of Misery: Am I the only one who will never forgive these buttholes for their shit version of ”Cities on Flame?” *Cue some dork saying that that cover rules. Maybe he’ll even have the gall to say it’s better than BÖC’s.* But hey at least there’s rain and some plaintive sample at the end. End strong, right?

    All three songs suck. If I win the package – which I should – I’ll do what every other reviewer does and sell it to a local record store. And I could use the money, actually. Deciblog rules!

    • Judas Proust

      ordinary*
      phenomenon**

    • http://twitter.com/yoshiki89 Stevo-sama

      We weren’t the buttholes who covered “Cities on Flame,” that must have been the other band…

    • http://twitter.com/#!/shawnmacomber Shawn Macomber

      I’m gonna have to be the dork who says the cover was pretty solid…

      • http://twitter.com/yoshiki89 Stevo-sama

        and I’m gonna have to be the ultra-dork who has never heard the cover (but it’s one of my favorite songs anyway…could only be ‘bad’ if they used kazoos and Britney Spears samples)

  • http://twitter.com/yoshiki89 Stevo-sama

    For the record, I thought Afrgund was pretty fuckin’ kool.  I admire your t-shirts, brothers.

  • Jasson777

    And Aufgrund destroys “church of misery” like Mike Tyson eating a tasty little baby!!!

  • Jasson777

    Hey Judas Proust for a fucking nerd you blow at checking facts, Church Of Misery from japan does BOC. Impetigo Stevo’s band doesn’t, and as far as COM sucking, last I saw they were playing MDF and BOC is doing the casino circuit…

    • Judas “Taint Splitter” Proust

      I guess it’s my bad that two stoner/doom bands have the same name and pretty much sound the same?

      fuckin’ homophones, man.

  • http://deadvoiddream.blogspot.com/ Dead Void

    CIA biggest secret revealed: OG (Original Grinders) love it slow and low as well. Talk about the best of both worlds.
    Stevo’s Church for me…somehow this band’s demos have always eluded me, at least on two different occasions the packages from fellow tape traders featuring COM material went missing and the one tape that arrived was fucked to bits :( .
    Afgrund are cool but couple of years ago at Brutal Assault I’d been shouting between the songs for them to play Shitlickers ‘The Leader of the Fuckin Assholes’ and at some point their vocalist caved in mumbling ‘We don’t know this song’. Bad form,haha.
    Btw, screw the Japanese for stealing that name.