File this one under: shit that demands your inebriated attention. Come May 6, this movie is guaranteed to incite much forehead-smacking from Viking enthusiasts. We can already hear the cries of Norse nerds ("His hair isn't even red! Everyone knows Thor's hair is red!" etc. and so forth) over false representation of the folkloric badass. In the Hollywood version of the Marvel comic (itself a ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw8oYZdO22o On the internet, anything weird can be out-weirded. No matter how shocking or absurd something is, there is always plenty more around the corner to make it look tame by comparison. But with that said, this new clip by Rotten Sound is fucking weird. It would be a bad idea to give away much of the "plot," because sitting back and actually letting ...

The Grammys caused a commotion last night with two major shockers—Justin Bieber was denied and then Arcade Fire got top honors with Album of the Year. Right, we know, you don't give a shit about either, whatever, but the craziness was too much for CBS reporter Serene Branson. After the jump, watch a video of her talking mad gibberish and slurring her words. Was it a stroke? Reports are ...

Listen, I can't compete with a metal post about redheads from a nice guy who does cool shit like this. So time to come up with a generic headline and just link to ten random things, most you've probably already seen. Let's, uh, do this: 1. Guy in corpsepaint somehow turns "The Alphabet Song" into a somewhat decent, two minute black metal song. 2. What bass strings look like when ...

It’s kind of ballsy to mimic the Moz with your band name — but I think the Latino-charming crooner would approve of this NYC band’s Smithsy moniker: Meek is Murder. The Moz is never one to keep his mouth shut, and neither are these guys (listen to the first 25 seconds of “Papercups” from their fall 2007 debut, Mosquito Eater to see exactly what I mean). It seems the latest band ...

It saddened us to our very boogie-metal core to read about the death of Gary Moore, one of the most dazzling guitar players ever to plug in and rock out. Moore, 58, was found dead in a hotel room in Spain. Best known for his work on Thin Lizzy's Black Rose, Moore also had a very successful solo career, worked with everyone from Andrew Lloyd Webber to Ozzy, and was recruited by George Harrison, ...

That's "underworld," not "underpants." Moving on. We got wind of an upcoming National Geographic special called Snake Underworld hosted by Henry Rollins. According to reports, "Rollins spent about a week in Florida swamps exploring the fringe of America's secret snake subculture: snake smugglers, snake breeders, and even those who 'self-envenomate.'" We were kinda hoping for something more ...

It’s been three years since Jack Osbourne’s favorite “Norwegian death metal band” wowed us with the punishing poly-rhythms of ObZen. The good news, according to Meshuggah drummer Tomas Haake and vocalist Jens Kidman, is that you won’t have to wait another three years to hear the follow-up. In this exclusive interview for the Deciblog, Haake tell us that the band won’t be, “as anal ...

We spoke recently about metal being appropriated by the masses and the sorrow that ensues. To help prevent such misdeeds, the Internut needs an enema. Badly. One of the first fecal bombs to be detonated would be this instructional video of two lunkheads in Mexican wrestler masks teaching viewrs how to headbang to a crab-core cover of Lady Gaga's "Telephone," which, shocker, sucks to an ...

Chris Bruni talks about discovering new music growing up from Scion A/V on Vimeo. To celebrate living to see another weekend, here's a second preview video from Scion A/V's Music(less) Conference from this past summer. Scion produced videos from all the panels they did at the conference and are launching them on a dedicated site next week. But because Scion loves the Deciblog, we're able to ...