Archive for the ‘stupid crap’ Category

Memory Lane

By: j.bennett Posted in: bennett finally learned how to work the deciblog, featured, stupid crap, videos On: Monday, August 15th, 2011

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When I heard Jani Lane of Warrant passed away last Thursday night, I immediately texted my attorney Juan Perez and recent Decibel cover artist Tom Neely, both of whom—like myself—are avid cock rock enthusiasts. Neely’s cogent response? "Too much cherry pie!” The details of Lane’s death hadn’t been revealed yet, but Tom was right, of course: the singer’s body was found at a Comfort ...

GREAT FALLS FUTURE TOUR DIARY

By: shane.mehling Posted in: featured, stupid crap On: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

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Tour diaries suck. Here's one from the future from Great Falls bassist/Decibel tell-it-like-it-isser Shane Mehling (not pictured, thank god). They will cover Sponge songs on request, but only from Rotting Pinata or Wax Ecstatic. Shudder before the insightfulness. Great Falls Future Tour Diary Wed, Aug. 3 - Baltimore, MD Fly in late and get picked up by our friend Cole, guitarist/singer ...

Best. Bathing Suit. Ever.

By: jeanne.fury Posted in: pic of the day, stupid crap On: Monday, August 1st, 2011

Thanks to MTV, the words Jersey Shore have become synonymous with glistening douchetards, making plenty of us Jersey natives extremely upset at the portrayal of our seaside haven. So it was a sight for sore eyes when I saw this most excellent of men's swimsuits while strolling the Asbury Park boardwalk this past weekend. It literally stopped me in my tracks and reminded me that the boardwalk ...

Wine Up – Beer Down

By: frank.lemke Posted in: featured, liver failure, stupid crap, uncategorized On: Thursday, July 28th, 2011

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Alright, enough with the PBR and Bud already. It’s a bit juvenile to still be drinking beers like your in high school. Are you having another TV party tonight or what? You can still hit your wife with a chalice, so maybe it’s time to grow up some and sophisticate yourself with a nice bottle of merlot. (I like to pronounce the ‘T’ at the end. It’s less pretentious that way.) ...

Play Unearth Trivia, Win an Autographed Beer Bong!

By: adem Posted in: contest, featured, heavy tuesdays, liver failure, stupid crap On: Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

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Unearth and the generous folks at Metal Blade Records have provided us with a little swag to give away to celebrate the recent release of the band’s new album, Darkness in the Light, and their current stint on the Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival tour making the rounds through the middle of August (see dates at the bottom of the page). All you have to do to win the officially ...

Lament of Bruno Ganz: Heavy Metal Edition

By: Shawn Macomber Posted in: stupid crap, tv, videos On: Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

In a just world Swiss actor Bruno Ganz would be better known for his work in Wim Wenders' Wings of Desire, Herzog's Nosferatu or, yes, his chillingly-authentic turn in Downfall than he is for a four-minute-performance-cum-fodder for a seemingly endless series of YouTube parodies -- "The Hitler Meme," as the New York Times dubbed it a few years back. Have there been occasional flashes of ...

“FINELY AGED DISHRAGS”

By: kevin.stewart-panko Posted in: featured, gnarly one-offs, king fucking diamond, stupid crap On: Thursday, July 14th, 2011

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Odds are if I were to corner Missy Elliott and ask her how old the Motorhead shirt she’s sporting in the photo above, the answer would include variations on the phrases “My stylist picked it out for me,” “I don’t know” and “Motor-whatnow?” before her security detail – inevitably led by a 6’8” 475-lb black dude nicknamed “Tiny” – beat my ass into the middle of next ...

A Tat Tribute to The King

By: frank.lemke Posted in: king fucking diamond, stupid crap On: Thursday, July 14th, 2011

If you're like me, then you see these images all the time because you google the words "king diamond tattoo" everyday. For the rest of y'all, here is a crucial collection of the evilest ink out there. ...

AND THE HEADLINES SCREAM…

By: kevin.stewart-panko Posted in: featured, lists, stupid crap, uncategorized On: Thursday, June 30th, 2011

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Admittedly, I’ve never been big on checking out heavy metal’s nerve center for news, Blabbermouth. Once in a while, I'll take a peek at the site and see what’s going on, who’s in the studio, who’s on tour and even indulge in a little bit of gossip, but I personally don’t have the time or feel drawn enough to be keep abreast of every single little slice of information, however ...

Lordi: Fakest Metal Band Ever

By: Chris D. Posted in: stupid crap, videos On: Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Finnish "heavy metallers" Lordi have gone 3-times Platinum (90,000 copies sold) in their native Finland, Gold (30,000 copies sold) in Sweden, Gold in Germany (100,000 copies sold) and have probably earned sales medals throughout Europe. Pretty neat considering Lordi are nothing but a bunch of fakers. Check out this clip from 2006. The horror-masked Finns are rambling through one of their ...