Archive for the ‘stupid crap’ Category

Plop Culture Dump O The Day: Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes

By: jeanne.fury Posted in: pic of the day, stupid crap On: Monday, April 11th, 2011

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Happy Monday everybody. To make it suck a little less, we present you with a Tumblr site that's actually worth your time. Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes, chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com, is one of those things that should have existed from the very beginning of the internet. Google, eBay, and Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes—they're on the same level of importance to daily life. Unlike other ...

Trend Report: Tea Is The New Mead

By: jeanne.fury Posted in: stupid crap, videos On: Monday, March 21st, 2011

In the canon of manly (or womanly, thank you very much) things, three drinks reign supreme: beer, whiskey, and coffee. Or so we've been told. Wanna really and truly send a rush of blood to your bits? Drink some fuckin' tea. I've been saying for years that tea is the most bitchin' beverage, but it's taken the brilliant minds over at UCB Comedy to hammer the message home. FUCKIN TEA is where ...

Graf Orlock Steadicam Reviews: Battle: Los Angeles

By: andrew Posted in: featured, steadicam, stupid crap On: Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

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Opinions are like assholes: everyone IS one. We've noticed that they tend to spend a lot of time in Hollywood, chortling while you spend perfectly good alcohol/meth/falafel money on the anal fissures of their "imagination." Justin Smith of cinema-grind moguls Graf Orlock will occasionally plumb the depths in Graf Orlock Steadicam Reviews. Hollywood has had years to perfect their ...

Bring Me the Head Of…

By: Shawn Macomber Posted in: stupid crap On: Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

So, alright, the G.G. Allin "throbblehead" was cool. But maybe after a month or two making the plastic punker nod approvingly every time you, say, shit on the kitchen floor and threw it at your dad or punched some mouthy little tart in the mouth got a little old. The options seem so limited. And now you're looking for a more all-encompassing way to be vicariously hated. Well, Sikrik Masks has ...

Plop Culture Dumps o’ the Day: Taylor Momsen, Tom Cruise

By: jeanne.fury Posted in: pic of the day, stupid crap On: Monday, February 28th, 2011

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Perhaps Dlisted.com said it best with the headline And Satan Just Became Celibate. Taylor Momsen, she of The Grinch that Stole Christmas, Gossip Girl, and The Pretty Reckless, um, fame, performed over the weekend in Toronto in an I Fuck For Satan shirt. We're pretty sure Satan doesn't want anything to do with Little Miss Momsen's 17-year-old jailbait ass. In fact, we're willing to bet even ...

Is Sergeant D a Virginia Resident?

By: mr ed Posted in: featured, pic of the day, stupid crap On: Monday, February 21st, 2011

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Upon exiting last night’s Immortal show at the Sonar in Baltimore, Decibel spotted three concert goers pilling into a vehicle with the following vanity license plate: “WGRSLAM”. It’s a little grainy, but I can assure this image has not been doctored in any way. Anyone thoroughly confused by the meaning/origins of said plate is encouraged to score a copy of Decibel’s June 2009 issue, ...

Grandpas of the Grave

By: shane.mehling Posted in: stupid crap On: Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Geezer Butler confirmed this morning that, contrary to rumors, "there will be definitely no reunion of all four original members of Black Sabbath, whether to record an album or to tour." I'd like to be one of the first people to say it publicly- Great. Black Sabbath is one of the only classic metal/rock bands in the world who have been blessed to have all their original members still ...

Who is Scarier: Big Brother or Freddy Cricien?

By: Shawn Macomber Posted in: stupid crap On: Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

Ever wonder what Vinnie Stigma would do if he encountered a litter bug while playing chess in a little piazza? The new video for the Madball track "All or Nothing" off Empire has the answer: He'd tell the punk to keep Brooklyn beaut-ee-ful, or else. Actually, prowling around the city looking for at-risk youth is apparently what the much-feared DMS clique is up to these days. Once they've netted ...

WTF o’ the Day: The Grammys Gave This Lady a Stroke (Maybe)

By: jeanne.fury Posted in: stupid crap, tv, videos On: Monday, February 14th, 2011

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The Grammys caused a commotion last night with two major shockers—Justin Bieber was denied and then Arcade Fire got top honors with Album of the Year. Right, we know, you don't give a shit about either, whatever, but the craziness was too much for CBS reporter Serene Branson. After the jump, watch a video of her talking mad gibberish and slurring her words. Was it a stroke? Reports are ...

Take a Look in the Mirror

By: shane.mehling Posted in: featured, stupid crap On: Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

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Maybe you're too old or (nowadays) maybe you're too young, but there is a teeming, unfortunate mass of us out there who once saw nu-metal as our anthemic genre. While I would love to say my musical history began with Altars of Madness or was somehow nonexistent until the Napalm Death/Coalesce split, Korn and various other pimp rockers at one point seemed like musical heavyweights. The extent and ...